Good evening and welcome to a special bulletin from the corporate
communications team working with business development. We have done some
careful analysis on the Harlem Shake
Roulette project to ascertain the
This is how it all began.
2nd Full day of trading
Today has been our best day yet, with just over25,000*uniques*on
We are closing the day on almost2.2 Million*reach*across the
Almost850have been lured into our trap of amazon affiliates. So far
we have a total income of around\$3. As discussed in our shareholder
meeting, all income will be spent on lottery tickets.
Our economic worth is a substantial-11,843*(GBP)*. As you can
see we are doing our very best at ruining the economy, we have been
keeping the general public entertained for a total of939*hours.
Inside the garden of facebook2203entertained people posted the site
on their wall in a conscious effort to annoy their friends with such a
waste of bandwidth.*\
Over on the twitstream1369twitterers tweeted the link.*\
My inbox ismore fullthan ever.
With more than150video submissions from the likes
ofMcDonalds,Ministry of Sound,Discovery
Channel,Capcomand100sof digital agencies.
To keep track of stats we built a simple ego tool,which you can view
And a simple tool to send me an SMS when certain levels are reached,
Jumping on a meme straight away
Getting people to submit their video by email.
We thought, we made, we ‘launched’
What didn’t work?
Using our main email as the submission email
Youtube playlist didn’t scale easily.
Both of these were only problems because it was reasonably popular.
It wasn’t mainstream enough.
Who knows, maybe this meme isn’t dead yet. And perhaps somehow we will
manage to flog a dead horse, disguised as a lasagne.
Personally, I feel sorry to those whose time we have wasted, but at
least they were entertained.